Stumble of the Day: Wha' Yew Meen I Gots An Accent?

Howdy pardner, this is big Tex writing this blog to ya from Fairview, Texas yessireebob!

If y'all needs help translatin' mah drawl, check out the Speech Accent Archive an see if yew can undersaynd whaht those fellers is a-sayin..

Here's what I'm a sayin to ya tho mah son.  The only feller who submitted a speech sample for this here accent archive from Dallas Texas sounds like he's been a-visitin' with them college folk, ya no, the kind that listen to that NPR sheeeit.  He don't sound like no Texan I ever done heard of. What the heck is up with that?  Do a search for your hometown and lemme know if ur kinfolks talk like these fellers.